Top 10 Tuesdays

Top 10 Funniest One Liners

I have always envied people who can do humor well particularly the ones who can write them. Trust me it’s no easy feat. I have tried and failed miserably especially while talking to friends who say something funny and all I want is to retort with a quick comeback. These so-called ‘come-backs’ always elude me when I need them, it comes to me after a whole hour sometimes!

The reason I mention this is because of a certain incident with a friend of mine. He said something weird and I took almost 15 minutes before I retorted with a funny one-liner. But he disqualified my retort stating that it was not a quick enough!

So, I committed to educating myself in some funny one-liners and as usual turned to the internet for help. What I saw really tickled my bones and I decided to share it with you lovely people for this week’s Top 10 Tuesday feature.

Here’s my list of Top 10 Funny One Liners from the Internet!

  1. I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

This one has got to be my all-time favorite one-liner! 😀

  1. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Good question! I have been wondering for a while now! 😉

  1. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.

Happens to me all the time! 😛

  1. You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Yes, true that – the group don’t want you in the picture! 😀

  1. Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Absolutely – give them what they deserve! Don’t you agree?

  1. A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

Yes – very true in my case at least! 😀

  1. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

**Bwwaahhhaaa** that’s my evil grin!

  1. My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently, “your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.

Nope! That’s never going to be the right answer for a dad! 

  1. Money talks …but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Especially in the festive season, it has only been saying goodbye…!! Hmmmm!

  1. If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Trust me, they will dig you out of your grave and make you pay! 

Hope you enjoyed my list of one-liners. These are all from the internet and I take no ownership for any of them. Like I said in the beginning of this post, I am terrible with coming up with my own on liners. Maybe I should just memorize these and use it whenever I can!

What about you? Are you good with humor? Let me know.

A Single Mother with an unbreakable passion to Live the Life! I am a Writer/Author by passion and an IT Project Manager by profession. I am also the voice of Artemis at In The Pantheon - a multi-author collaborative writing project. When not hunting as Artemis, I am busy querying agents and working on my multiple writing projects. Women Empowerment and Child Rights Advocate.


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